Paja picked to lead Team Finland

Deciding who would manage Team Finland in the World Cup of Hockey was an easy matter. On Wednesday, 6-7, 235-pounds of Olli Malmivaara walked into League Commissioner Chuck Massaro’s office and said, “I want to play in the tournament and I want my GM to be boss.” Ninety-one seconds later, Massaro announced tha t Paja Jansson…

The Czechs are Chuck’s

Sepp Blatter assembled a small group of shoppers and tourists from outside the league office near the corner of Strobelgasse and Schulerstade  in Vienna Tuesday to make an announcement concerning the upcoming World Cup of Hockey. “We are awarding  Team Czech team to Chuck … (no applause from the crowd) “  announced the EURO League’s…

Coffee plays role in awarding of Team North America

Not long after the new GM of Team USA left the building Saturday, the GM of the Stockholm Eagles, Michael Sauer, walked in the league office building in the capital of music. Michael’s assistant, an older Swedish lady named Berit, who has been acquainted with Accounant Rose for a long time, was also with him.…

Bell named as Team USA manager

Recently, it was announced that three GMs made the trip to the league office in Vienna and each one of them was assigned to a team. We have later learned thar accountant Rose was disappointed that none of the GMs had brought any gifts as a token of appreciation of her hard work for the…

First 3 World Cup teams get owners

Three EURO general managers paid visits to the league office in Vienna this week for meeting with Sepp Blatter and the director of discipline and player safety announced all three have been awarded teams in the upcoming World Cup tournament in Bern. League Commissioner Chuck Massaro was unaware of Blatter’s decision but said “I trust…

Bern buzzing with World Cup talk

Place: Bern, Switzerland. Time: 8 p.m.  local time., Dec. 18, 2017. Weather: -1 degree Celsius and cloudy. Outside Mahogany Hall on Klosterlistutz near the banks of the Aare River, the ratio of men to women is 2 to 1 as they file in for the Monday Blues Dance. The main topic of discussion? Not Stevie…